Pimp Cane

People should be able to recognize you wherever you go. They should not only be able to recognize you as a pimp, but know your name on sight- This can be difficult to accomplish, because being a pimp means adhering to certain rules of dress, but it is a necessity for becoming a truly great pimp. All clothes that are worn should be made of expensive fabrics, such as silk, leather, velvet, and animal fur. You should also carry as many accessories as possible. Common accessories are things such as hats, rings, canes, necklaces, etc. Accessories should be even more expensive than your outfit. This means that they should be made out of expensive materials as well, such as gold, silver, and gems. As many of these should be worn as possible, and should be spread evenly around the body. The difficult part about being a pimp is that while you should always adhere to these rules of dress, you should also have something about you that is different. This unique aspect is what will make people remember you, and if you play your cards right, fear you as well. This unique aspect can be as simple as an afro three feet tall, or as complicated as a complete, skintight, black leather outfit complete with gadgets (Batman). Some other examples are gem- encrusted gold canes, wide brimmed velvet hats, and black belts in karate (you show this by wearing a black bandana around your head).

pimp
1. (v) To best or defeat someone; to trick or fool someone; to discipline. In a card game of Black Jack when you have the winning hand you say, "Yo, I just pimped you!!!!" [Albuquerque Technical Vocational Institute, Albuquerque, NM, 1998; Peabody Conservatory, Baltimore, MD] 2. (adj) Great; awesome; beyond cool. Dude, if my parents bought me a Hummer that would be pimp! 3. (n) Someone who is smooth and successful with the opposite sex. Derek is a pimp!